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Teasers and Theories for “The Name of the Doctor”

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Yes, the Doctor Who Series 7 finale airs tomorrow. So here’s a roundup of all the tidbits the BBC has decided to throw our way. Allons-y!

That…pretty much sums up every single episode of Doctor Who. However, we do know now that Madame Vastra (and by extension Jenny and Strax) are involved.

Strax Reports

This one has very little concrete information. The “psychic medium” of whom Strax speaks could be an important plot element…or not. I can’t help but wonder if this person has anything to do with the mysterious “woman from the shop” who gave the Doctor’s phone number to Clara.

Tea Party

Clara meets River, and there is an inevitable clash. And then Strax lets off with one of his carelessly obtuse one-liners. Oh, Strax. I sincerely hope the Paternoster gang gets their own spinoff sooner rather than later.

On to the TV trailer:

“I’m Clara Oswald, and I was born to save the Doctor.” Gives you shivers down your spine, doesn’t it? This strongly supports my theory regarding the Doctor’s new companion and her impossibility. I’ll discuss this after I’ve shown some more trailers. Also, the Great Intelligence has returned! Finally. I’m somewhat disappointed that he/she/it didn’t show up previously in the season (though perhaps there will be an “aha” moment when we realize that, in fact, everything that happened to the Doctor after he met Clara for the firstScreen Shot 2013-05-17 at 9.23.00 PM time was somehow engineered by the GI for some greater purpose).

At the very end, we see an odd column of writhing red electric tendrils in place of the TARDIS console that proceeds to explode (implode?). This could mean any number of things, seeing as we have no idea what it is. Perhaps the TARDIS has been cannibalized again. The fact that River tells Clara “whatever you’re thinking of doing…don’t” is somewhat worrying, as it implies that perhaps the two are being taken far away from the action to preserve their lives, somewhat like when the Ninth Doctor sends Rose back to her own time to spare her from the battle at Satellite Five in “Bad Wolf.” Though I really hope Moffat isn’t reusing that plot device…

She Said, He Said Prequel:

This is possibly the most intriguing promo/trailer thing that we have been awarded, because it is a window into both characters’ views on each other. I also enjoy it because it backs up my theory regarding Clara Oswin Oswald. But we’ll get to that.

Clara tells the audience not to fall in love with the Doctor, which is as close to her admitting her true feelings for him as we’ve gotten so far. However, he’s a married man. This struggle – between his wife (River) and the woman she probably views as something close to a mistress – will likely have some kind of role in the episode. Trailer #5 (the awkward tea party scene with River, Clara, Vastra, Strax, and presumably Jenny) seems to support this.

However, it’s the Doctor’s monologue that holds the gold. “[Clara]’s perfect. Perfect in every way for me…She’s always brave. Always funny. Always exactly what I need. Perfect. Too perfect.” What could it mean? Perhaps the next trailer will tell.

Now, the “Next Time” trailer that played right after “Nightmare in Silver:”

Warning: past this point there is some serious theorizin’ as to the nature of Clara, the Great Intelligence, the Whispermen, and the Doctor’s name. Continue at your own risk.

Strax says “die, reptile” to Vastra. Something has turned him against her, and I have a feeling it’s the Whispermen. My guess is that they can manipulate feelings and/or thoughts – potentially feeding off of them – to turn friends against friends and perhaps even convert guys who were previously of the good persuasion to the bad.

Now, on to the real meat of the trailer. The Great Intelligence obviously wants to know the Doctor’s name. We’re not sure why, because we’ve been told time and time again that bad stuff goes down if the Doctor ever reveals this. Perhaps it is the secret that unlocks the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (because 42 just isn’t gonna cut it).

I’m going to make a deductive leap here and say it’s likely that the Great Intelligence engineered the events of “The Snowmen” in a kind of Xanatos Gambit to coax the Doctor out of the shell he created after the events of “The Angels Take Manhattan.” He knows that the only way he’ll be able to discover the Doctor’s name is to lure him to the Fields of Trenzalore, where, according to Dorium Maldovar, “no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer.” (“The Wedding of River Song“)

Now, this is where Clara comes in. In the TV trailer, Clara says “I was born to save the Doctor.” In the “She Said, He Said” prequel, the Doctor describes her as “too perfect.” So here’s a potential scenario: modern-day, normal Clara sees the Great Intelligence about to triumph over the Doctor – about to find out his name and rain destruction down upon the earth – and artificially placed herself throughout the Doctor’s timeline in order to save him when he needed saving most, and to inspire him to keep fighting. She was meant to die every time. (I’m assuming this is what the glowing pillar of tendrils is all about – her going back in time, somehow splitting her essence to protect the Doctor.) When he has to cross his own timeline, he could be trying to save the previous versions of Clara from destruction after she does this. And then the paradox created by him messing with time catapults us into the 50th anniversary special for timey-wimey goodness.

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If you’re interested in more Who-related articles, check out my other episode reviews: “Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS,” “Hide,” “Cold War, “The Rings of Akhaten,” and “The Bells of Saint John.” (My review for “Nightmare in Silver” will be a bit delayed. Sorry! I hope to have it up ASAP.)

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Four Reasons Why the Doctor’s Name Won’t be Revealed in 50th Anniversary Special “The Name of the Doctor”

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1. The show would have to be renamed.

Doctor Who is centered around the idea that the Doctor doesn’t have a real name, just a self-awarded title. If he suddenly got a name, they wouldn’t be able to call it Doctor Who anymore.

tumblr_mm4uqdinNf1s6k3z5o1_4002. The uproar would be absurd.

If the Doctor’s name was revealed, Moffat would have to face the wrath of thousands of angry die-hard fans. People don’t want the mystery to be spoiled.

3. There’s no way the chosen name would please the majority of fans.

People have individual preferences based on a million different factors in their lives. If a name was picked, a vast number of people would not approve of it for one reason or another.

4. It’s much more fun not knowing, and the Moff is aware of this.

-The-Shakespeare-Code-Gifs-doctor-who-33215974-245-200Mystery is what makes people return to movie theaters and television sets, buy new products and go new places and see new things. We love wondering at the enigma that is the Doctor, trying to figure out all that we can about him at every opportunity. Names have power, as noted in “The Shakespeare Code.” Once something is laid out on a cold marble slab, analyzed and defined – then it loses its magic.

So, what will happen instead?

We will find out why the Doctor’s name can never, ever be revealed. The consequences of the mere possibility of the unveiling of his name will be so great that there will be no doubt that it must remain secret.

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Review: Doctor Who Series 7.5 Episode 6: “The Crimson Horror” (Spoilers)

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Doctor-Who-Madame-Vastra-Jenny-and-StraxSince both Torchwood and The Sarah Jane Adventures left the air, there have been slots open for new Doctor Who spinoffs. “The Crimson Horror” gives us a taste of the most obvious – and potentially greatest – choice. With plenty of innuendo to go around and witty one-liners flying everywhere, as well as a certain Sontaran‘s endearing obsession with violence, the return of the JennyVastraStrax triumvirate in 19th century Yorkshire is a witty glimpse into a world that deserves its own series.

doctor-who-season-7-episode-11The beginning of the episode is curiously Doctor and Clara-free, which – although frightening at first – is a refreshing change. We are introduced to the conundrum of the week: the Crimson Horror and its ensuing trail of bright red bodies in the river. An undertaker presents to the team the belief that the last The_Crimson_Horrorimage a soon-to-be-corpse sees is forever burned across their retinas in an image known as an “optogram.” Vastra discounts this immediately as superstition. However, with the help of unexplained (but very Victorian-looking) technology, the eyes of the latest stiff are found to reflect a very familiar face – that of the Doctor himself.

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May the Fourth be With You!

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Yes, it is the birthday of the famous pun – as well as one of the two Star Wars Days in May! Fans consider the day to be significant partially because of its relevance to the May Fourth Movement, an anti-imperialist political and cultural campaign originating in China and echoing the themes of the original movies.

When Margret Thatcher was elected as Britain’s first woman prime minister, her party placed an advertisement in the newspaper which read “May the Fourth be with you, Maggie. Congratulations.”

So go and re-watch all the old films. (Not the prequels. We do not speak of them here.) Grab some popcorn and your Yoda plushie. (Yes, I know you have one. Go get it.) Plop down, put your feet up, and bask in the nostalgia of those opening strains of the theme…

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Review: Doctor Who Series 7.5 Episode 5: “Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS” (Spoilers)

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Besides the 50th anniversary special feature-length film/episode 3-D thing, “Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS” immediately caught my attention when scanning episode titles before Series 7.5 premiered. Fans have been teased with the endlessness of the TARDIS since the beginning of Who, and though several rooms have been revealed in the past, “Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS” was an episode that promised to focus exclusively on the interior of the ship that has been a pillar of the show since 1963. Every fan of Doctor Who has their own preconceptions of what rooms the TARDIS holds – myself included – so naturally there was bound to be some disappointment involved. How could a television episode live up to that title? But before we get there, let’s start at the beginning.

doctor-who-series-7-hide-promo-pics-34The Doctor begins the episode by commenting on the hostility between Clara and the TARDIS. This has been a recurring theme throughout the second half of Series 7, and one that will no doubt be connected to the fact that Clara keeps popping up in different times as different versions of herself. The TARDIS seems to react aggressively towards anything with an unnatural timeline, and Ms. Oswald would appear to fit the bill. In previous series, the Doctor’s companion and the TARDIS have had little to no interaction. The fact that this is suddenly reversed is a compelling development. The Doctor is insistent that the two get along, and shuts the TARDIS down to “Basic Mode” so that Clara can fly it.

What piqued my curiosity about this scene was that Clara seemed able to pilot the TARDIS relatively well in the previous episode, “Hide.” No, it was not River Song-level flying, but it was impressive nonetheless. So the fact that she suddenly needs training wheels is somewhat confusing. But I digress.

Screen Shot 2013-05-04 at 6.12.59 PMThe crew of a passing scavenger spaceship notice the TARDIS on their radar and reel it in with a magnetic tractor beam, hoping for loot. This seems to cause the TARDIS to go haywire. Amidst the mechanical havoc around her, Clara notices an egg-shaped metal object rolling across the floor and bends to pick it up – then drops it almost immediately as if burned. The console room shakes and then goes dark.

“Please tell me there’s a button you can press to fix this!”

“Oh, yes, a big friendly button!”

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